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WHEN
I AM AN OLD LADY...
I will
live with my children and bring them great joy.
To repay
all I've had from each girl and boy.
I shall
draw on the walls and scuff up the floor;
Run in
and out without closing the door.
 
I'll hide
frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed.
Whenever
they scold me, I'll just hang my head.
I'll run
and I'll romp, and always fritter away
The time
to be spent doing chores every day.
I'll pester
my children when they are on the phone.
As long
as they're busy I won't leave them alone.
I'll hide
candy in closets, rocks in a drawer,
And never
pick up my clothes from the floor.
Dash off
to the movies and not wash a dish.
I'll plead
for allowance whenever I wish.
I'll stuff
up the plumbing and deluge the floor.
As soon
as they've mopped it I'll flood it some more.
And when
they correct me, I'll lie down and cry,
Kicking
and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
I'll take
all their pencils and flashlights, and then
When they
buy new ones, I'll take them again.
I'll spill
glasses of milk to complete every meal,
Eat my
banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys
on the table, spill jam on the floor,
I'll break
lots of dishes as though I were four.
What Fun
I shall have, what Joy it will be
to live
with my children....
- the way they
lived with me!
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