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Greetings > Friendship > Reality Friend
For
those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here's a touch of reality :)
~
For You ~
When
you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about
how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When
you are scared, I will
rag
you about it every chance I get.
When
you smile, I'll know you
"finally
got some" ;)
When
you are confused, I will use little
words
to explain it to your dumb a**.
When
you are sick, stay away from me until
you're
well again, I don't want whatever you have.
When
you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
When
you are blue, I'll try to
dislodge
whatever's choking you.
When
you are sad, I will get you drunk
and
help you plot revenge
against
the scum-sucking
bastard
who made you sad.
This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.
Why you may
ask? Because you're my friend.
~
Author unknown ~
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by MillanNet
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