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Smart?
The following
short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
qualified to be a "professional." Answer first,
then press "click!" for each answer. DON'T CHEAT!!! The questions
are NOT difficult.
1.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? click!
The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests
whether you tend to do simple things in
an overly complicated way.
Next
Question!
2.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? click!
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions
of your actions.
Next
Question!
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not
attend?
click!
Correct
Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in
the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK,
even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your abilities.
4.
There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
crocodiles. How do you manage it?
click!
Correct
Answer: You swim across. All
the Crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether
you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According
to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory
that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
