Alabama:
At least we're not Mississippi!
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We're too small to have a motto
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (or 'Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money')
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are
Real Good
Illinois:
Gateway to Iowa
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
For Sale
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New
Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New
Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New
Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New
York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Attorney
North
Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North
Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio:
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Oklahoma:
Like the Play Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode
Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South
Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South
Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Se Habla Ingles
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington,
D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West
Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
New
U.S State Mottos!
