Millan.Net Free Greetings Funny Holiday eCards
Home Animations Greetings Flash Smileys Holidays Comics Buddies Toolbar Mobile Millan Extra

  Greetings > Halloween > Coffin



A man is walking home alone late one night when
he hears a loud BUMP BUMP! behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back, and makes out the image
of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street towards him. BUMP, BUMP....







Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin
bouncing quickly behind him, faster and faster.
BUMP, BUMP, BUMP...
 
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.






But the coffin crashes through his door, with its lid clapping
-- clappity-BUMP! -- on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.




With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down
the door, bumping and clapping towards him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything!
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin...
The coffin stops.





Click Here to send this Greeting to Your Friends!


About Millan   |   FAQ   |  Terms of Use   |