Excellent
Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters!
 
Wait behind the
door until some people come.
When they get
near the door, jump out, wearing a costume,
and holding a
bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!"
Look at them,
scratch your head, and act confused.
 Fill
a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top
Secret" in big letters.
When trick-or-treaters
come, look around suspiciously,
say, "It's about
time you got here,"
give them the
briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people
to wait in your living room.
When trick-or-treaters
come to the door, say, "Come in."
When they do,
have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!"
Act like it's
a surprise party.
Get
everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can
figure out what's
wrong with your dishwasher.
Insist that it
makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
After you give
them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Open the door
dressed as a giant fish.
Immediately collapse,
and don't move or say
anything until
the trick-or-treaters go away.
Hand out menus
to the trick-or-treaters
and let them order
their candy.
Keep asking if
anyone wants to see the wine list.
Answer
the door dressed as a pilgrim.
Stare at the trick-or-treaters
for a moment,
pretend to be
confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
Instead of candy,
give away colored eggs.
If anyone protests,
explain that the eggs are
the only thing
you had left over from Easter.
Answer the door
with a mouthful of M & M's and several
half-eaten candy
bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door.
Open it again
in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
Put a crown on
a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch.
Insist that all
of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
No bones about
it -
This Halloween
will be the *best* ever!!
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