Comfortable?
:)
Hoss drove over to the next county to
buy a new bull for the farm.
It cost more than expected, and he was
left with only one dollar.
This was a problem, since he needed
to let his brother, Zeb,
know that he'd bought the bull so he
could come get it with the truck
- and telegrams cost a dollar per word.
Hoss thought hard for a minute.
Finally he said, "All right. Here's
my dollar.
Go ahead and make it this one word:Comfortable."
"How's that going to get your point
across?"
the clerk asked, scratching his head.
"Don't worry," Hoss said.
"Zeb's not the greatest reader. He'll
say it real slow."
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