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10 Signs Your Co-Worker
Is
A Computer Hacker
10. Everyone who ticks him off
gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing
House Sweepstakes-- three years running.
8. When asked for his
phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm
whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. "Somehow" gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!"
295 times during the movie "The Net."
4. Massive 401k contribution
made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists
"public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on
AOL,
you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
..And
the Number One sign your
co-worker
is a computer hacker...
1. You hear a murmur,
"Let's see you use that VISA now,
Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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