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Greetings > Pets > Puppy Photography
HOW TO PHOTOGRAPH YOUR
PUPPY
1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and throw in garbage.
3. Remove puppy from garbage and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for
photo.
5. Mount and focus camera.
6. Go find puppy and take dirty sock
from mouth.
7. Place pup in pre-focused spot and
return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after
pup on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off
pup with the other.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print
from lens.
11. Take flash cube from pup's mouth
and discard.
12. Throw out cat and put peroxide on
scratch on pup's nose.
13. Put ashtray and magazines back on
coffee table.
14. Try to get cute expression by squeaking
toy over head.
15. Replace your glasses on your face
and fish camera from under sofa.
16. Jump up in time to grap pup by scruff
and say "no, outside".
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix double martini.
19. Sit back in lazyboy and resolve to
teach pup 'sit-stay' first thing tomorrow.
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