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Greetings > Humor > The Corporate Way
The
corporate way
Beverly
Hillbillies
Come and listen
to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
A poor college
kid, barely kept his family fed,
But then one day
he talked to a recruiter,
Who said "They'll
pay ya big bucks if ya work on a computer",
CADD that is ...
CRT's ... Microstation;
Well the first
thing ya know ol' Jed's an Engineer,
he kinfolk said
"Jed move away from here",
They said "Dallas,
Texas is the place ya oughta be",
So he drove until
he felt the heat and humidity,
Summer that is
... no shade ... even your toenails sweat;
On his first day
at work they stuck him in a cube,
Fed him a donut
and sat him at a tube,
They said "Your
project's late but we know just what to do,
Instead of 40 hours,
we'll work you fifty-two!"
Overtime that is
... Unpaid ... Mandatory
The weeks rolled
by and things were looking bad,
Some schedules
got slipped and the boss was gettin' mad,
They called another
meeting and decided on a fix,
The answer was
simple, "We'll work him sixty-six"
Tired that is ...
Stressed out ... No social life
Months turned into
years and his hair was turning gray,
Jed worked hard
while his life slipped away,
Waiting to retire
when he turned sixty-four,
Instead he got
called in and escorted out the door,
Laid-off that is
... Downsized ... Unemployed.
Ya'll come back as a contractor
now, Ya hear?
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