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Jet Fuel ~
Bubba and Jim are airline mechanics
in Atlanta.
One slow work day Bubba complained they
had nothing to drink.
Jim said he had heard that you could
drink jet
fuel to get a buzz and they decided
to try it.
After only a few drinks they were both
wasted.
The next morning Bubba woke up and felt
great, no hangover, nothing!
The phone rang and it was Jim:
Jim: How you feel this morning?
Bubba: Great, and you?
Jim: I feel fine too!
Bubba: Man we gotta try this stuff again!
Jim: Well, there is one problem.
Bubba: What is it?
Jim: Have you farted yet?
Bubba: No.
Jim: Don't!!! 'Cause I'm in Phoenix!!!!
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