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~ Jet Fuel ~
Bubba and Jim are airline mechanics in Atlanta.
One slow work day Bubba complained they had nothing to drink.
Jim said he had heard that you could drink jet
fuel to get a buzz and they decided to try it.
After only a few drinks they were both wasted.
 
The next morning Bubba woke up and felt great, no hangover, nothing!
The phone rang and it was Jim:
Jim: How you feel this morning?
Bubba: Great, and you?
Jim: I feel fine too!
Bubba: Man we gotta try this stuff again!
 
 
Jim: Well, there is one problem.
Bubba: What is it?
Jim: Have you farted yet?
Bubba: No.
Jim: Don't!!! 'Cause I'm in Phoenix!!!!
 


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