A: "Eighty -four.
Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend
all your time loving each other in your bedroom."(Judy,8)
A: "Once I'm done
with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."(Tommy,5)
Q: WHAT DO MOST
PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
A: "On the first
date, they tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested
enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
Q: WHEN IS IT
OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
A: "You should
never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR, "cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
A: "It's never
okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...that's why I stopped
doing it." (Jean, 10)
A: "Never kiss
in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees
you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome
boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
Q: THE GREAT DEBATE:
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED:
A: "It's better
for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need
somebody to clean
up after them." (Lynette, 9)
A: "It gives me
a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that
kind of trouble. (Kenny, 7)
Q: CONCERNING
WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE:
A: "No one is
sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell.
That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."(Jan,9)
Q: ON WHAT FALLING
IN LOVE IS LIKE:
A: "Like an avalanche
where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
A: "If falling
in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to
do it. It takes
to long to learn." (Leo, 7)
Q: ON THE ROLE
OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE & ROMANCE:
A: "If you want
to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt
to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
A: "Beauty is
skin deep. But how rich you are can last a longtime." (Christine, 9)
Q: CONCERNING
WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
A: "They want
to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for
them." (David, 8)
Q: CONFIDENTIAL
OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
A: "I'm in favor
of love as long as it doesn't happen when "The Simpsons" are on TV." (Anita,
6)
A: "Love will
find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide
from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
A: "I'm not rushing
into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard
enough." (Regina,
10)
Q: PERSONAL QUALITIES
NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
A: "One of the
best qualities is to know how to write a check. Because, even if you have
tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava,8)
Q: SOME SUREFIRE
WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
A: "Tell them
that you own a bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
A: "Don't do things
like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention
ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
A: "One way is
to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
French Fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
Q: HOW CAN YOU
TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE:
A: "Just see if
the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John,
9)
A: "Lovers will
just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people
care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
A: "It's love
if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order
those because it's just like their hearts are on fire." (Christine,9)
Q: WHAT MOST PEOPLE
ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
A: "They're thinking:Yeah,
I really do love him, but I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle,
9)
Q: HOW A PERSON
LEARNS TO KISS:
A: "You learn
it right on the spot, when the gooshy feeling gets the best of you." (Doug,
7)
A: "It might help
if you watched soap operas all day" (Carin, 9)
Q: HOW TO MAKE
LOVE ENDURE:
A: "Spend most
of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
A: "Don't forget
your wife's name..that will mess up the love." (Roger, 8)
A: "Be a good kisser.
It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." (Randy,
8)
