Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" 

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" 

RS: "Ow July den?" 

G: "What??" 

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?" 

G: "Crisp will be fine." 

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" 

G: "What?" 

RS: "San tos. July San tos?" 

G: "I don't think so" 

RS: "No? Judo one toes??" 

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. 
Yes, an English muffin will be fine." 

RS: "We bother?" 

G: "No, just put the bother on the side." 

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?" 

G: "Sorry?" 

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?" 

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." 

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy, 
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??" 

G: "Whatever you say" 

RS: "Tendjewberrymud" 

G: "You're welcome"