Pass this message on to all your Girlfriends
…if you get this twice, then you have more than one girlfriend.
Be happy!
As the year comes to a close
I just wanted to take a moment
to review our year together and
say “Happy Holidays!”
to my girlfriends.
In January
you helped me chase the cold away
with some laughs over a glass of wine
(and some girl talk about the obvious whore across the room
whose ass was way to big for the tight skirt she had on).
In
February
we watched the snow fall from the heavens
(and hired a beautiful charismatic hooker
to
go out with him, show him
a wonderful time,
promise to be in touch, and then NEVER
call!)
In
March
we enjoyed the beginnings of fair weather
and gracefully flew a kite in the early spring breeze
(then went home and called his
wife.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Is this the maid?
He said to hang up if the maid
answered.”)
In
April
we watched the flowers begin to bloom
(and pulled them up from that
perky-blond-former-cheerleader-bitch’s
yard across the street).
In
May
we welcomed the summer
(and I forgave you for sending me on a
date with him,
although he was a real gentleman…
he ordered for me, let me jumbo size the
fries,
and carried my tray).
In
June
we did the beach house thing
(and you assured me that it didn’t
count.
“Of course it doesn’t count. We’re
at the beach.”).
In
July
we watched the fireworks
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(and set off stink bombs in front
of that perky-blond-former
-cheerleader-bitch’s house).
In
August
we sweltered in the heat
  
(and you helped me pick out the best spot at the pool for
viewing the hunky lifeguard).
In
September
we wished summer farewell and
watched the kids go back to school
(and finally stopped calling him
at 3 am
– even if it was only because he changed
his number).
In
October
we enjoyed the changing leaves
and turned the clocks back
(and Halloween night we TP’d that
perky-blond-former-cheerleader-bitch’s
house).
In
November
we watched the leaves fall and ate all the
Thanksgiving Turkey we could stand
    
(and you covered for me when the police
came.
“Honest, officer. She was here with
me
when his Mercedes caught fire.”).
In
December
you gave me a copy of Girlfriends by Patrick Sanchez,
a story about three girlfriends and their unending
friendship
(as well as a tale of three catty bitches
who bar hop,
bed hop, and come together to even the
score!).
Happy
Holidays
to
My Girlfriends!
Hope
2008 Is the Best Year Yet!
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