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I Like Hanukkah
Christmas Schmistmas...
I Like Hanukkah!!
Never a silent night when you're
among your Jewish loved ones!
Eight days of presents.
If someone screws up on their gift,
there are seven more days to correct it!
Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins)
on candle races.
You can use your fireplace.
Naked spin-the-dreidel games.
Fun waxy buildup on the menorah.
No awkward explanations of virgin birth.
Cheer optional.
There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special".
There's no latke-nog.
You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
and...
No roof damage from reindeers!
(or moose)
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